Jordan's Way's New Money Grab Patreon

Oh yeaaaaah, it's totally worth $5 a month to watch Kris Rotonda and his FOR PROFIT business Jordan's Way LLC pretend to give a damn about shelter animals. The $250+25% they're making from these rescues and shelters just isn't enough.... he needs to exploit them more for his own profit.

Don't worry though, he'll "be selecting a shelter every month to give a donation to." We wonder if that'll end up like the mysterious cash, TV, Litter-Robot by Whisker, and BarkBox contests that there never appears to be a winner of (https://www.facebook.com/jordanswaysux/posts/pfbid0uvgNJu6ghoJrfzrSLXC2TmmeCubZbaQWNdQJsWQJHZYdM4UD33w7n7dsatUhJ2Yal)

Or maybe it's like the "Dollar a Month Club" where "all of the money raised through the $1 a month program will go directly to the shelter animals for things like treats, dog and cat beds, enrichment toys, and other supplies we can use not only to provide these animals with some added comforts, but also to help us raise more money for the shelters." (https://www.jordanswaytour.com/sponsor) Any shelter seen any of that money?

Jordan's Way needs to Talk to you about a Job... in Secret

 "Better discussed on a call." Hahahahahahahlol.... why? Because you're trying to keep your little scheme a secret from the internet now?

Also, there's NFW he's really paying $60-100 an hour for this.

Jordan's Way Takes 1.7 MILLION DOLLARS IN 2.5 YEARS FROM THE BACKS OF SHELTER ANIMALS!

 1.7 MILLION DOLLARS IN 2.5 YEARS TAKEN FROM THE BACKS OF SHELTER ANIMALS!

That's right..... Jordan's Way LLC claims to have raised 7M dollars in 2.5 years. With the 25% commission, that means over 1.7 MILLION DONOR DOLLARS HAVE GONE TO A FOR PROFIT COMPANY INSTEAD OF TO ANIMALS. This doesn't account for the additional $250 that each shelter pays for costs.

$700k a year for less than full time work doesn't seem like a bad gig. But it's not enough.... now Kris Rotonda wants to use these hard-working shelters to make even more money for himself at the expense of shelter animals.

Shelters and rescues should be ashamed for participating in this racket.

Does Roid Rage Explain Kris Rotonda?

Today we got messages from some guy threatening to "come after us." We assumed it was another of Kris Rotonda's groupies/sugar daddies, but oooooh no.... This one is even better.

"Papa Tuna" claims that Kris came to his house two nights ago and stole $5-600 worth of steroids from his outdoor fridge (right before Kris left for the California Jordan's Way tour). Papa Tuna says that he's been selling Kris steroids for months.

Can't say we're surprised. Papa Tuna seems like a scary guy though and dad-of-the-year Kris should probably figure this out with Papa Tuna right quick.

California Dept of Justice Sends Jordan's Way a Love Note

 Ready for the 40 IN 40 TOUR?! So is the California Department of Justice. Turns out Jordan's Way LLC wasn't registered there when it conducted fundraisers FOR PROFIT in 2022 and still isn't registered today despite having fundraisers scheduled this month.

California shelters and rescues: PROTECT YOURSELVES. Registration is the law!!

For Profit Jordan's Way not Registered in Colorado in 2022

Oopsie. Jordan's Way LLC wasn't registered in Colorado when it conducted fundraisers there FOR PROFIT in 2022. Jordan's Way finally registered for the 2023 fundraisers, but it seems the list of 3 shelters/rescues reported to the state doesn't match up with the list of fundraisers posted on social media.

Also, for those in the back.... this report clearly evidences yet again that these fundraisers are conducted by Jordan's Way LLC, a FOR PROFIT Florida company, not a charitable entity as claimed on the Jordan's Way website and social media.

Jordan's Way claims to be NonProfit with no Pennsylvania Registration

Tsk, tsk. Fundraisers conducted in Pennsylvania, but no Pennsylvania registration found. Pesky legal requirements for conducting commission-based fundraisers on behalf of actual nonprofits.

But, wait, there's more.... is Jordan's Way LLC going back to Pennsylvania for another round? It seems they've set up a whole new Facebook page this month with a big 'ol banner announcing their "non-profit" raising over 4 million dollars.

For the 800th time, the "Tour" is conducted by a FOR PROFIT company: Jordan's Way LLC. It is NOT a nonprofit. 25% of all donations paid to these fundraisers go to a FOR PROFIT company.

1 MILLION DOLLARS out of this 4 million didn't go to help dogs and cats, but instead helped line Kris Rotonda's pocket.

Jordan's Way says Nominated Shelters "Receive" a Fundraiser

Each shelter the for-profit business Jordan's Way LLC visits will "receive" a fundraiser...... for the low, low cost of $250+25% of all donations. Such a gift.

Kris Rotonda Owes His Attorneys 44k+

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum! Our homeboy Kris Rotonda apparently racked up a $44k+ attorney bill according to this lien.

Hey attorneys, we bet we know where to find the money!!! We'll only charge a 25% commission out of the kindness of our hearts because we're a nonprofit or something.

Kris Rotonda Owes his -Amazing- Contractor 2k+

 If you're gonna pillage 25% from dogs and cats, at least pay your contractors who did such an AMAZING job.

Jordan's Way "Charities" Dollar A Month Club Pays for.... What?

 DoNaTe! Join our Dollar-A-Month Club!!!!!!!! Jordan's Way is a nonprofit!!!

But.... in reality, Jordan's Way LLC, a for profit company, takes 25% of the money raised from each fundraiser, plus $250.

Let's do the math on just one of these fundraisers.

-Shelter pays $250 up front

-Shelter provides all supplies (hot dogs, whipped cream, etc.)

-Shelter "builds the momentum" for the fundraiser (using their existing donor base)

-Jordan's Way LLC conducts a 3-4 hour Facebook live and collects 25% of all donations brought in from the time the fundraiser is posted to 48 hours after the live fundraiser ends, whether those donations are made through Facebook or otherwise

-Estimated $12,000 in donations

=

Estimated $2,843 to Jordan's Way LLC (the FOR PROFIT entity) for ~6 hours of work (we're tossing in a generous 2 hours to account for prep/travel time since they normally do 3-4+ of these fundraisers in one state at a time). ~$473 an hour. Now, let's take into account that they do 3-4+ fundraisers in one state at a time.

Also, again, as of its last reporting, Jordan's Way "Charities" did not have a valid board of directors. The board consisted of Kris Rotonda and his father. Where are the donations going? What board is deciding how donations should be spent? What respectable charity supports a FOR PROFIT entity? Even better.... what respectable charity supports a FOR PROFIT entity that is run by one of its "board members"(Kris Rotonda)?

Kris Rotonda and his fake prosecutor girlfriend

Once upon a time, a rescue was shocked to receive a $10,000 invoice from Jordan's Way LLC, a FOR PROFIT company, as a result of the Facebook live fundraiser they thought Jordan's Way "Charities" was doing out of the kindness of their hearts... you know.... just like they say on the Upwork ads.

Well, the rescue wasn't going to pay up. Most of the donations came from the people operating the rescue, who obviously would not have donated just to have 25% go to a FOR PROFIT business instead of their dogs.

In response? A nice veiled threat from Kris about his "prosecutor" girlfriend just being sooooo pushy about him getting his invoice paid.

Kris Rotonda goes after Greg Edwards for telling the truth

Here is what happens when you tell the truth about Kris Rotonda and Jordan's Way LLC, a for profit Florida corporation. When our rescue cancelled our event, Kris Rotonda sent his minions after our volunteers and contacted the other groups they were affiliated with to complain about them. We've received messages from people who are scared to come forward because Kris Rotonda and his minions have contacted their EMPLOYERS to make salacious and false allegations about them.

Kris Rotonda is now telling people that he fired Greg Edwards, basically trying to make Greg look like a sexual predator or pedophile. Kris was obviously super worried about this sexual predator conduct when he made Greg and his other "employees" share one hotel room during the tour.

Kris is also claiming Greg is creating pages, like this one, to discredit him. Unforunately for Kris, our page has been up for years and at one time, Greg and Kris came here to yell at us about how "wrong" we were about them. This is definitely not Greg's page, despite what Kris wants people to believe.

Like poor Kelly, Kris Rotonda is now trying to rescind Greg's past pay because Greg told the truth.

Don't be afraid to come forward. Report what he's done to you to your state Attorney General and the police. They can help you and help us to stop this schmuck.

Kris Rotonda hates us so much that he tried to hire a hacker to remove our page

We have reported this apparent threat posted by Jordan's Way aka Kris Rotonda on the "Upwork" site to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office and FDLE (Florida Department of Law Enforcement - Computer Crimes Center). We have documented the listing and are ready to record any unauthorized attempt made to access this page or our accounts. Remember, conspiring to hack an account is just as criminal as hacking it yourself.

"At the federal level, Title 18, United States Code, Sections 1956(c)(7) and 1961(1) define specified unlawful activity to include:

Computer hacking, in violation of Title 18, United States Code, Section 1030, and Conspiracy to commit computer hacking."

"The most commonly prosecuted violations of Florida’s Computer Crimes Act include:

Unauthorized access of another user’s account which is charged as a felony;

Unauthorized modification, deletion, copying of files, or programs is charged as a felony; and

Unauthorized modification or damage of computer equipment which is charged as a misdemeanor unless the damage exceeds $200, and then it is charged as a felony." Crimes Against Users of Computers and Computer Systems Florida Statute Section 815.06(2)

"Under Section 777.04(3), Florida Statutes, which provides: A person who agrees, conspires, combines, or confederates with another person or persons to commit any offense commits the offense of criminal conspiracy."

"We are doing this out of our own pockets, no sponsors, just a love for animals"

 New Jordan's Way ad for hired help (maybe they'll actually pay this one). But..... it gets better.

"We are doing this out of our own pockets, no sponsors, just a love for animals"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Jordan's Way not legally registered in 2021 for Utah fundraisers

SPOILER: Like multiple other times, Jordan's Way LLC was not legally registered as a professional solicitor or fundraiser with the state they were conducting events in.

REGISTRATION IS THE LAW. In 2020/2022, Jordan's Way tried to conduct fundraisers in our state without registration and lied about being properly registered. If the fundraiser went forward, it would have put OUR CHARITABLE STATUS at risk.

Per the Utah Division of Consumer Protection, Jordan's Way was not registered when it did its 2021 fundraisers and its registration is still pending for its fundraisers scheduled for next week. Utah requires written contracts be submitted. Have the charities done this? PROTECT YOUR NONPROFIT.

https://dcp.utah.gov/businesses/fundraisers.html

Kansas Attorney General raises questions about Jordan's Way

 Ohhhh noes.... could it be that Jordan's Way wasn't legally registered in 2021 when it conducted its fundraisers for 25% PROFIT in Kansas?

Kris Rotonda seems to have problems paying people

Kris Rotonda's schmuck behavior isn't a recent development. Pissy Krissy loves lining his own pockets, but seems to have a problem paying the people who help him do that.

Kelly Alexander, the Jordan's Way "contractor" who wasn't paid for 3 months of work, still needs your help.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/kelly-alexander

Jordan's Way hates HSUS for being a scam.... pot, meet kettle.

 Pot, meet kettle.

If recent posts are true, Jordan's Way LLC has "raised" about $5 million doing its fundraisers in the past couple of years. That means Jordan's Way LLC, a FOR PROFIT company, has pocketed OVER ONE MILLION DOLLARS from generous donors who wanted to help shelter pets.

That's right.... Jordan's Way LLC has pulled over a million dollars from the shelters and rescues that it purports to help.... just like Krissy complains about in this post. 25% of each fundraiser is paid to the for profit company Jordan's Way LLC, not a charity.

As per usual, Jordan's Way blurs the line between the "charity" and the for profit LLC with this posting. The "charity" with a board that was last known to consist of Kris Rotonda and his father. The "charity" that takes in donations outside of the tour fundraisers and spends those donations on..............?

Jordan's Way Employee Reports Not Getting Paid

Please consider helping Kelly Alexander, who per the GoFundMe page, got ripped off for her last three paychecks by Jordan's Way. Even worse, Ms. Alexander is disabled due to illness.

Considering Jordan's Way LLC collects a whopping 25% from each fundraiser they do, there should be plenty of money to pay Ms. Alexander for the work she did to help Jordan's Way pocket that money. Disgusting.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/kelly-alexander

PS: We hope Ms. Alexander is reporting this to the IRS and her state agencies. No one deserves to be treated this way.