Does Kris Rotonda really have a college degree at all?

Did you know Kris Rotonda is, like, really smart? We've been told that he tells a story that he was Salutatorian of his high school class and earned a full-ride basketball scholarship, but he... somehow can't manage to spell properly or form a basic sentence?

But, no worries.... our smart boy Kris Rotonda graduated with a Bachelor's Degree from St. Petersburg College... right? Doesn't seem like it per the dates given by their General Counsel.

(Also, this paid-for PRWEB "article" is so full of bull hockey we had a hard time figuring out which dumb statement that we wanted to debunk first).